Ouch! It's all these damned mosquitoes. With all this buzzing about and blood-letting, you'd think I'd dropped into a circuit party. Pinch me, and tell me it's all a dream and that working out is the last refuge of the beautiful, but tragically needy. At least I have my dreams, although I am a bit shy on coherence. Luckily we two are so sympatico, you and I.

Bashful and content to merely sit in a corner? Maybe you just want to get to know me better. Well lamb's breath, cry over my childhood.

How u duing ma?

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Love and Kisses,
Oskar

[Ma? Mother? Seriously, this isn't possible. This is seriously not possible. Next! -T]

Wow mind blowing. ... you're exactly like me, talk like me we say the same things. .... where are you? I'm intrigued. .. what do you look like? When is your birthday? totally amazing i hope i learn more about you x

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Love and Kisses,
Trudy May

[Yes, indeed and I almost missed you with all the people that got in the way I finally had to shove them all out the door but I fear as long as they smell the hooch we'll have to pay better attention to the mixers. Goodness, I'm so addled I'm starting to talk like them Back to you, which is back to me. What do i look like? Delicious is the only way I know how to describe myself. When is my birthday - i'm on a cusp. But really, do you care or are you just using me only to be cast aside when you realize how futile it is. At any rate - lovely to have you stop by! -T]

Very nice site!

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Just wait til I catch my breath!,
Pharmf987

[Yes, your sibling just let me know. Do you all do EVERYTHING at the same time? Goodness, how tedious. -T]

Very nice site!

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Just wait til I catch my breath!,
Pharmb345

[Aren't you sweet, in a spambotic sort of way. -T]

Trutru, darling,

It has been ages since I came and pay you a visit!

How have you been?

I think of you a lot more than of many other people, I guess thins makes us almost intimate... Anyway, I missed you!

I am happy to see that you still get interesting visitors!

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I'm off to vespers,
Connie Lingus

[Yes I do, but few quite as interesting as yourself and even less with whom I am telepathically intimate. Then there are the other ones, but let's not dwell on despair. Are you nearby? Perhaps we should share something in an up glass to celebrate.... ummm.... to celebrate....... maybe my new stockings? -T]

I am so confused. What is the point of this website... What is going on here

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Love and Kisses,
(anonymous)

[Yes, indeed. What IS going on here? Well first you come in and shut the door behind you. Then please do sit down and I'll pour you just a bit of what I'm having and then we can chat a little and find out exactly what it is you want to be happening here and why. I often find the why part intriguing. Keeps me going at night. I'm not sure how that works, but it does and I guess I'm a bit unusual that way. I suppose my first concern about our developing relatioinship is that you seem to be goal oriented - or at least solution based and I think you wil find I'm rather genetically pre-indisposed to that sort of thing. Not that I'm vehemently opposed to it, it's just such a lot of bother and fuss and I'm desperately try to get off the wheel of bother and fuss. Now what was it you wanted to know again? -T]

I remember too:(

Lost my wife to Aids and the doctor had to remove my penis:(

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Love and Kisses,
Pissed off!

[Really.... Aids? As in Home Health Care? Or as in I think you are possibly to young to be using the Internet. A - i - d - s ? Traveled so far and yet so far still to go. This makes me weary. On a brighter note - so sorry about your penis. Must be terribly inconvenient. -T]

I have been terribly indiscreet. The stench of scandal has become unbearable.

I have flown to an undisclosed location in Europe thanks to my dear friend, the former pope pussycat. I am so thankful to have a confidant who really knows how to keep a secret.

Oh Trudy, you have been a blessing. Thank you for your sage advice and caring ear. I'll check in soon and let you know how it's going. Now, I'm off to meet pope pussycat over a Negroni.

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Love and Kisses,
Rococo Chanel

[Lambie stew, it's what friends are for isn't it? Although I understand your need to fly to Europe and certainly the accommodations are just fine, but the company? Really? I can overlook the shoes but the haircut is beyond tolerance. I suppose you might be able to persuade His Uppityness but really the last time we spoke in person I questioned your use of the dative case. I hope you aren't still holding that against me? See if you can squeeze a few indulgences out while you're looking about. I'm sure they have some still locked up somewhere. -T]

I have been "turned out" and have become a "freak". Have I fallen into the depths of depravity or have I been liberated ?

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Love and Kisses,
Rococo Chanel

[I need details.... desperately. Turned out? Freak? It all has the whiff of drama or perhaps I'm misreading everything and it's code for world domination? Sweet pea, wait.... am I to surmise that the other half has cut the tie that binds? Thus unbound you find yourself free yet unable to fly? A wounded bird on the lawn hoping the gardeners are not quite so punctual with their mowing this week? It's all about attitude and possibly revenge. Or maybe just revenge but then again that's so last relationship. It does sound like an excuse for a very nice up drink, well chilled and savored with something salty like smoked almonds. Heavens, imagine that.... it's 6 o'clock -T]

Hi every have certificate of love a digree of sex a diploma of kissing could you call me for inteview?

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Love and Kisses,
Love

[With that grammar, darling you're fooling yourself. Back to the kitchen. -T]

[But wait, there's more!]