Today

I've just about had it. Only some sub-species homo sapien could get their BVD's in a knot about an institution as useless as marriage. Give me a break. I read these op-ed pieces all blithering that to allowing gays and lesbians (whatever) to marry, it will destroy the "institution" of marriage.

What institution?

Last time I checked that institution was dead. When's the last time you saw a marriage that actually worked. Sorry Trudy. And the people that stay together usually end up hating each other's guts anyway.

A dog simply finds a master and follows until someone stronger comes along. In the mean time, we get it where we can. Speaking of which, it's been a while...if you know any hot dogs who don't mind some rough play...

Actually, that sounds more like Trudy's love life over the past decade. And that Abattoir, très bizarre (I've been to Berlitz).

But neteur me again, hearing some pious idiot weeping about the preservation of the institution of marriage, all I can say is, "Hey, yahoo, the cow's already out of the barn and on your table."

I'm hungry and I need a walk which brings me to ...

Bowel Report
Some people have a runny nose, my talent is different. Actually the firemen visited the trailer and got me all riled up and lucky for Trudy she got a new mop. It's rice diet for me.