My sweet petites,
Looky what I have done for you, Wigstock '95 for a song and a fierce Peggy Lee play toy. Get out her album, my culture starved children, and start tapping your rodents. I'm so harsh because I love you all so much.
Trudy

P.S.Lady Bunny is the most and we should give her all our money, someday.

I'm a girl and by me that's only great
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy

That I walk with a sweet girlish gait
With my hips kind of swively and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place

Out I go with my George, Tom or Billy
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curls
I float as the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a girl

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearls
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl

I flip when a fella sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy
being a guy
having a girl
like
me.

Merci aux Messrs. Rodgers et Hammerstein