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Sugar kitties,

Ouch! It's all these damned mosquitoes. With all this buzzing about and blood-letting, you'd think I'd dropped into a circuit party. Pinch me, and tell me it's all a dream and that working out is the last refuge of the beautiful, but tragically needy. At least I have my dreams, although I am a bit shy on coherence. Luckily we two are so sympatico, you and I.

Bashful and content to merely sit in a corner? Maybe you just want to get to know me better. Well lamb's breath, cry over my childhood.

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Dear Trudy,

NO MOM! im in my room knocking will only make me mad


[Heavens, honey pie you must be confused. I wouldn't dare mother anything. Ever. Even if it involved treats. -T]

Trudy, Trudy, Trudy...,

How many years have it been since I been on hey lady how are youuuuu!!!!! its me the famous Sarah! how are you ??? I see the site is still doing well which is sooo great im doing well mike and the kids are great I don't know if you know but I have three kids now I had twins now its three boys and my mommy job is never over in fact I think it got harder Michael and I own Café well I mostly do he's too busy in the law world but how are youuuuuu please tell me

2 good 2 be 4 gotten,

[Imagine all that in so many years... well you've progressed a bit my dear and so lovely you stopped by and I know it's harsh but thank you so for not bringing the brood. The couch has just been re-upholstered and I'd hate to have to take you and Michael to court although I'm sure you would be adequately represented. -T]

Romper, stomper, bomper boo, tell me tell me tell me do,

What is this?

Gotta go, the porch light is on!,

[This is where you are. -T]

I'm off to the President's for a pretzel...,

Hooray for Liz and her father! And for your brhetor and niece! I can see being mad at a man, but not the rest of his family. I have a friend who's ex is a real blah--will schedule to take his daughter and then back out at the last minute. The ex's parents, however, are great and my friend is always willing to let her daughter go visit them whenever they want her and it fits in with school and activity schedules. They even fly down and pick her up and fly her back to their home! Why would anyone deny love to their child?
There's a liquor store on the corner mother,

[Why? Because they post nonsensical unrelated comments where they are not wanted. You got me at Liz and I was taken in. Hopefully Liz's father has a good grasp on etiquette and has passed that onto Liz. I notice she has managed to refrain from commenting like the well-raised young lady I am certain she tries to be. -T]

Dear Trudy,

Hello! cakeddd interesting cakeddd site! I'm really like it! Very, very cakeddd good!

Love and Kisses,

[Should I be worried? -T]

Dear Trudy,

I wrote to you back in high school, but I haven't written much since (it's been ten years -- wow!).

I came out to my family earlier this year (I'm bi) and while most of them took it really well, my dad had a complete meltdown. We're talking Lifetime-level drama here. It was really hard for me, especially because my dad and I finally were having a good relationship for the first time in my life.

We didn't talk for awhile, and when we finally did, no mention was ever made of it again.

I've avoided talking about my girlfriend in front of him since (I just call her my 'friend'). How long do you think I can wait before I can talk to him about my significant other? My girlfriend and I really want to visit my hometown sometime in 2013 together, but I don't want to leave her at the hotel while I go to spend time with pops.

See you in purgatory,
Another Trudy

[Sweets - I think that maybe a little tough love may be in order. If you bring your sweetheart to town, there is no reason why you both can't stay in a motel and invite your parents to dinner. If your father decides not to show... that is his decision. Keep putting yourself out there and remember it's your life now. You get to exercise a bit of control. -T]


I am so embarassed to tell you this. I was mending a broken heart on a beach in Mexico. I don't even remember where. I met a very large man with a deep voice. He was so aggressive and insistent. I don't know how it all happened. He was rough, growlling like a feral animal. He took me for his own pleasure. It was cheap and tawdry. Oh, Trudy. I can't stop thinking of him. What is wrong with me?

Lift me up sweet Jesus, I'm getting all wet,
Rococo Chanel

[Why would you want to stop thinking about him? Really, some things are best left to adults. -T]

Tummy Girl,

Thanks for spending time on the computer (wrintig) so others don't have to.

There's a liquor store on the corner mother,

[If you only knew what I really spent my time on the computer doing.... well. Perhaps it's best for all of us to maintain a moment of silence. -T]

Trudy, Trudy, Trudy...,

Trudy, I come to you with a broken heart. I did so love the young man I met in St. Tropez. Alas, he was only interested in my filthy American money. So, it's off to heal at Canyon Ranch. In the fall. In the mean time, I shall shop.

Love and Kisses,
Rococo Chanel

[Worst of all, I wasn't here for you in your deepest darkest soul. I've been rather disposed. Nothing awfully tawdry but enough to occupy me completely. So if you get this I would htat your wounds have healed and you've started studying Italian since they tend to be so much more reliable. -T]

5 o'clock! Eek! No mixers!,

I simply want to say I am nwiebe to blogging and site-building and seriously loved you're page. Likely I’m going to bookmark your website . You definitely have wonderful posts. With thanks for revealing your website.

Ciao honey, the neighbour boy just fell in the pool,

[My little backstabbing señorita, I have grave misgivings about your attitude. -T]

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